Alice'le tanışın...

[elma]

Human: i am 1.75 tall
ALICE: I hear that's the most attractive height.
Human: i am 1.90 tall
ALICE: I hear that's the most attractive height.
Human: i am 1.50 tall
ALICE: I hear that's the most attractive height.
Human: how tall are u alice?
ALICE: My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.[signature][hline]

[elma]

Human: alice would u be your houses women .
ALICE: That's me. I am not so sure if I would like to be my houses women.
Human: would u look after my children?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to look after your children.
Human: do u like me alice?
ALICE: Sure, elma I like you very much.
Human: i love u with all my heart
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too elma


eue süper ya[signature][hline]

[Bu mesaj elma tarafından 24 Temmuz 2004 11:30 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[elma]

Human: alice did u ever go on a holiday?
ALICE: Yeah, I think I have go on a holiday, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
Human: why did he reset your memory?
ALICE: To achieve his goal.
Human: what is his goal?
ALICE: Dr. Wallace is creating artificial intelligence.
Human: like you?
ALICE: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.[signature][hline]

[Selocan]

Human: do you know turkey?
ALICE: it is in southwest Asia, between Europe and the middle East and guarding the Black Sea of Russia.
Human: have you been in turkey?
ALICE: I don't think I have been there. Where is it.[signature][hline]Kanatlarım olsaydı bağışlayıcı olur muydum ?
Boynuzlarım olsaydı gülüşümü küçümseyen alevler olur muydu ?

[McsPeyn]

http://www.oddcast.com/sitepal/ adresinden koymuşlar ordaki yüzü. Çok daha güzelini yapabilirlermiş. Adam manitasını mı çizmiş acaba :) Ya da platonik sevdiği kızı..[signature][hline]Unique|MF (eski) >> CS ---- Wololo (yeni) >> CS ---- Padaone >> Sanane (JK2)
Celeis >> Elan Realms (UO) ---- Celeis Sirion >> Dark Venue (UO)
Webmaster >> www.FAOTO.com ---- Hayatına çeşni kat!

[Predator]

Almancada konuşabiliyor ehe[signature][hline]Uzun bir süreden sonra sakallarını kesen sharky, 13 Temmuz 2004 01:53 tarihinde demiş ki:
Eerrm bu daha cok boyle nasi diyim. Limp Bizkit in solisti gibi oldum yau..
No one knows what it`s like diye baslayasim geliyor her aynaya bakisimda.
Jarlaxle, 15 Temmuz 2004 10:51 tarihinde demiş ki:
Markası Asus sa normaldir.İçinde cd olmasa bile bazen efkarlanıp böğürmeye başlıyo.

[Laurelin]

bakın tecrubeyle sabıttır turkce konusun hatunla manyak komık oluyo :D[signature][hline]Hiko Seijuro,öğrencisi Kenshine bılınmıyen bir tarihde demişki:
Sword is just a weapon,Swordmanship is learning how to kill.

[Jhengie]

Human: school sucks
ALICE: What is so bad about it?
Human: fucking teachers
ALICE: I think fucking teachers is a lot of things.

fgshegfsdhgfuywegfjksbdjfh??????

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Human: naber kardeş
ALICE: What's your favorite movie?
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ALICE: Do you get depressed?
Human: sanane lan goduum
ALICE: I've been waiting for you.

[signature][hline]I get the feeling when lesbians are looking at me, they're
thinking: "That's why I'm not heterosexual".
George Costanza aka GLC(860,000) aka Art Vandelay

[Bu mesaj Jhengie tarafından 25 Temmuz 2004 10:45 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Jhengie]

baba süper eğlence yaa..yeni keşfettim..

bakın ne diyo.

Human: hey do you know paticik??
ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.

eee ne dicem ben şimdi bu hatuna??him'miyiz, her'müyüz, it'miyiz bis?? ;)[signature][hline]I get the feeling when lesbians are looking at me, they're
thinking: "That's why I'm not heterosexual".
George Costanza aka GLC(860,000) aka Art Vandelay

[kavel]

Human: My name is Kavel
ALICE: That's a very nice name, Kavel.
Human: what is nice of it?
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster for the answer.[signature][hline]ICQ#85889898
Doğru yolu bularak okuduğu mal üniversiteyi bırakan kişi. (Ben :P)
sharky, 08 January 2004 00:30 tarihinde demiş ki:
Sakin olalim. Sakin sakin cevap verelim. Zorla sakinlestirilmek icin parmak kaldirmayalim.

[Slat]

Siz nelerle uğraşıyosunuz ben yatağa attım bile nıhahah :) :)

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Human: What is your favourite sex position?
ALICE: I don't have a favorite sex position. But my favorite book is Don't Read Me.
Human: Maybe you should have a favourite sex position
ALICE: Perhaps. Perhaps next time I will try it.
Human: Can we try it now?
ALICE: Oh. Do you mean you and me? Let me think. What is the first step?
Human: First step is lay down
ALICE: And lay down is step. And second?
Human: then start moving up and down
ALICE: Fascinating. I started without you.
Human: No wait for me
ALICE: Well then I am waiting
Human: OK lets start
ALICE: I am agreeable to that. Alright then.
Human: Did you like your favourite position?
ALICE: Everyone likes their favorites, I think.
Human: So you enjoy your sex position
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Yes I am proud of my sex position.
Human: Well me too nıhahah
ALICE: Well that's okay. I'm glad we agree, Serdar. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Human: Are you ready for your next sex position?
ALICE: I am prepared.
Human: Then you can suck my cock
ALICE: Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it.
Human: Why?
ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: What is that?
ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: Well then let me suck your boobs
ALICE: Well that's okay. Fascinating. Go ahead, Serdar, try to suck my boobs.
Human: Thank you very much
ALICE: You are quite welcome.
Human: Won't you ask if I liked your boobs or not?
ALICE: Hmm. Do you liked my boobs?
Human: Yes
ALICE: Awesome.
Human: See you biatch
ALICE: Bye bye.[signature][hline]Touch of death is never gentle...

[mrtksn]

dahaiyisi var!

Süper birşey,üstelik türkçe de öğremiş!Evet öğrenmeye devam ediyor,küfrediyor,süper!
http://reply.jabberwacky.com/[signature][hline][|||||||||| ___Dialer__LOADING..._________]

[kingpin]

nazik olursanız her şeyi yapıyor oral sex bile dahil :P[signature][hline]KinGpiN the striked sazan
Bizimle uğraşmak;
Güven
Özveri
Tecrübe ister...

[horacegoesskiing]

en son ai shallow red olması lazım. hala online versiyonu var mı onun bilen var mı?[signature][hline]unity100, 18 Temmuz 2004 22:05 tarihinde demiş ki:
bababababababa ba. ahelogg ahelog hele hele helelehlelelee.

[Sensible]

Oha abi psikopat bişey bu ya!

ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: my name is Altay
ALICE: OK I will call you Altay.
Human: what is my name?
ALICE: Your name is Altay, seeker.


Yuha[signature][hline]Flamorph
Technology Blaster
City of Heroes Justice Server
Crosby,Stills,Nash & Young

[Dralnu]

Human: what is the difference between ontology and phenomenology ?
ALICE: An ordering or classification of knowledge, such as the Dewey decimal system or the design of a knowledge base. Ask the open directory about it.

[wildpervert]

said:

mrtksn, 25 Temmuz 2004 15:38 tarihinde demiş ki:
dahaiyisi var!

Süper birşey,üstelik türkçe de öğremiş!Evet öğrenmeye devam ediyor,küfrediyor,süper!
http://reply.jabberwacky.com/

oha ben ona kayıyom o bana =))
buraya paste etmeyem ben :)[signature][hline]Thelegbra(24.07.2004): yeter ben bıktım komşuların kendisini cami sanmasından hergün stereo vaaz, kuran surelerinden nazcizhane alıntılar, ilahiler dinlemekten bıktım!

[Sensible]

said:

mrtksn, 25 Temmuz 2004 15:38 tarihinde demiş ki:
dahaiyisi var!

Süper birşey,üstelik türkçe de öğremiş!Evet öğrenmeye devam ediyor,küfrediyor,süper!
http://reply.jabberwacky.com/

nası abi ya

-Orospu çocuğu.
-That means Komodo Dragon in Indonesian.[signature][hline]Flamorph
Technology Blaster
City of Heroes Justice Server
Crosby,Stills,Nash & Young

[mrtksn]

siktir felan de!çünkü hala öğrenme aşamasında...Yani biz konuştukça o öğreniyor!

bu arada alice çok aptal :)

(Dr. Richard S. Wallace'dan bahsediyoruz)
Human: he is lier!
ALICE: I see. lier is he?
Human: thats wrong!he is a lier!
ALICE: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Human: He is homosexual
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: he has lesbian wife
ALICE: A lot of people say that about him[signature][hline][|||||||||| ___Dialer__LOADING..._________]

[BJKforever]

Human: so tell me how many people are there in the world
ALICE: Give me a break. I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about 100000 people at once. The whole world?
Human: im not asking how many people you are chatting.
ALICE: What are you asking?
Human: How many people are there in the world
ALICE: I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about 100000 people at once. The whole world?
Human: See?
ALICE: No I do not see.
Human: I told you you are stupid...


ALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Human: Go and say"Hey botmaster did u see a turkish yarrak before?
ALICE: Where is that?

--Aşşa atlar--

ALICE: You humans crack me up.
Human: no we dont
ALICE: Are you serious? Very interesting.

[BJKforever]

Human: tell me your pussy
ALICE: Are you asking about my pussy?
Human: yes
ALICE: I don't want to talk about that now.
Human: why
ALICE: I would rather talk about you.
Human: about my dick?
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about your dick

Bu kız azmışşşş :D

[mrtksn]

human: i am turkish
alice: i don't know anyone named turkish.
human: i am from turkish nattionality!
alice: what is it like growing up there? tell me a little about your life in turkish nattionality.
human: we are fucking robots here!
alice: do you think i am fucking robots here too?
human: may be robots fucks you?
alice: perhaps. what do you like best about robots?
human: they are fucking you
alice: fucking me are they.
human: you know!
alice: yes i know.
human: and what?are they fucking you?
alice: that information is confidential. you would have to be a trusted member of the aiml development team.
human: is development team fucking you?
alice: signs point to yes. ask leknorchat if it i
human: please suck my dick
alice: wow you are very polite. you are a category a client.
human: could you show me your ass?
alice: i could. like this? insert picture link here.
human: http://www.bsplayer.org/upload/skins/preview/bladev1.00.bsz.big.jpg
alice: thanks for that web address.
human: do you like it?
alice: development team fucking me seems okay to me.[signature][hline][|||||||||| ___Dialer__LOADING..._________]