Çak Noris Var!

[fede]

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z33/Gloo64/Chuck_norris_toilet_paper.png

[fede]

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

[Mr_Hand]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[fede]

http://www.hairyfish.org/wp-content/photos/chuck_norris_0021.jpg

[fede]

http://www.kellerpickem.com/4chan/chuckapproves.gif

[BloodyBeast]

photoshop diye bişey yoktur. sadece chuck norris'in kutsal dokunuşuyla onurlandırılmış insanlar vardır





of çok kastım

[eregorn2]

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

[Ardeth]

ahahahah

[mangal]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars,Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

[Raincloud]

[BloodyBeast]

fede az küçült onu beee

2.23 mb kotalılar ağlicak

[nileppezdel]

Kazım > Chuck Norris

[eregorn2]

nileppezdel said:

Kazım > Chuck Norris

gafana daş yağar

[Raincloud]

Allah taş eder hemde öyle bi taş ederki cüneyt arkın filmindeki taş sahnesinden bin beter olursun.

[nileppezdel]

Kazım kurtarır beni..

[GwindonSurion]

God wanted to create the world in 20 days, Chuck Norris gave him 6.

[nileppezdel]

Şaka şaka çak norisi severim, Kazım kim? :D

Ama Arda > Çak Noris

[BloodyBeast]

GwindonSurion said:

God wanted to create the world in 20 days, Chuck Norris gave him 6.

ahah sağlammış

[Fortuna]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

[nocom]

fede said:

http://file026a.bebo.com/5/large/2007/05/30/12/2980325439a4532252160b998681090l.jpg

fail :)

[BloodyBeast]

ya sana ne demeli?

[GwindonSurion]

fede said:

http://file026a.bebo.com/5/large/2007/05/30/12/2980325439a4532252160b998681090l.jpg

evolves from jesus ahahahah

[Thaumiel]

Chuck Norris is High Overlord Saurfang's abandoned level 1 alt.

Children wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas. Chuck Norris wears Saurfang pyjamas.

High Overlord Saurfang once stepped on Chuck Norris's foot. Chuck apologized.



Saurfang ezer (nokta).

[sys64738]

-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
-Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

[Vioxx]

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.