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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars,Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris is High Overlord Saurfang's abandoned level 1 alt.

Children wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas. Chuck Norris wears Saurfang pyjamas.

High Overlord Saurfang once stepped on Chuck Norris's foot. Chuck apologized.



Saurfang ezer (nokta).

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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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