windows geyiği

[Caglar35]

açıkçası bu başlığı nereye açacağımı bilemedim.... en uygunu yine donanım&yazılım dı... espirilerin çoğu klişe, bilinen şeyler, ama hababam sınıfı gibi, yine güldürdü beni ehehe


Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.

Customer: I'm running Windows 95...
Helpdesk: Yes...
Customer: ...and now my computer stopped working!
Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that.

Windows95 - crash compatible on Windows 3.x

How do you make Windows faster? --- Throw it harder!

I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better

A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle (ahuaheuhae)

Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance

Difference between a virus and windows? Viruses rarely fail.

Hiroshima '45 - Tschernobyl '86 - Windows '95

Error #478 - Out of disk space. Delete Windows? (Y)es (H)ell yes!

Ever noticed how fast Windows runs? Neither did I!



Not1: denedim ama türkçeye çevirince aynı etkisi kalmıyodu espirilerin...[signature][hline]welcome to Linux land, sometimes in silent nights you can hear the windows machines rebooting....